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Jude

Best there was the best there ever will be
by cornerofthestreet December 8, 2010
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Activist Judge

Any judge who interprets the law in a way that recognizes and guarantees someone else constitutional or legal rights in a manner of which you don't approve.

An "activist judge" is a judge who petulantly refuses make everyone else live under the rules of -your- religion.
How dare those Activist Judges suggest that homosexuals are people, too!?! The constitution clearly says that it protects all people -except- people who are different from me... Wait a second. Where's my pencil...?

The constitution says "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." Note that it doesn't say "heterosexual, white, christian person". There are no 'activist judges'.
by Honor February 13, 2008
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Judas Cradle

Literally a torture device used by the catholic church which is a pyramid that the victim was forced to sit on as it slowly violated their rectal orifice.

Figuratively, it is anything that is 1) representative of "the system" or power structure, and 2) considered an annoyance or abuse to an individual or group.
"Tycho" of the the web comic 'Penny Arcade' used this term to describe Windows Vista in one of his news updates.

Some compulsory elements of a bureaucratic system could be considered analogous to a Judas Cradle if they are deemed unfair, unjust, inconvenient, too severe, or unreasonable, such as certain taxes or legal and economic restrictions, depending on your point of view.
by Bob7493 October 29, 2008
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Grady Judd

A norrow-minded, egotistical, media-hungry and dangerous Hitler wannabe who viciously forces his personal views on free Americans without regard for humanity or civility.
I like watching porn while fingering my asshole. I hope Grady Judd didn't hear that... He'll book me for sexual deviance!
by vanillavillain January 17, 2012
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Gas alle Juden

german for gas all jews
Hitler: Gas alle Juden
Hitler's Second Hand: natürlich fuhrer
by Hitler's great great grandkid November 7, 2019
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Judge Judy

SEE-Bitch, Look for picture.
Judge Judy decides cases on what you look or act like, not on what the facts are!
by asiseesem January 19, 2008
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Judenschwein

An EXTREMELY racist German term used to belittle Jewish people. Literally translates to "Jewish Pig". Pronounced,

(YOO-d'n-shvine).
Fick Dich, du Judenschwein arschloch!
Fuck you, you Jew-Pig asshole!

Ich hass deine Judenschwein freund.
I hate your Jew-Pig friend.

Sie sind ein Jusenschwein hurensohn!
You are a Jew-Pig son of a bitch!
by CrayZay December 27, 2010
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