Jesus Creepers

Sandals, often Birkenstocks.

Ben is feeling really rather swish in his sandals, his feet are free to enjoy the Summer air whilst still being protected AND they allow him to wear 3/4 shorts without looking quite the fool.

Or so he thinks...

Friends: 'GAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THE JESUS CREEPERS, MAN?!'

Chris is embarrassed.

by The Pinch July 16, 2006

Jesus Fish

people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity on their cars than actually live the christian life. usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in traffic.

that car that ran over my grandma's feet had a jesus fish on it. the driver must have been late for church.

by themarcuscreature September 22, 2005

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

by Brian Ball April 25, 2006

Sneak peek at Jesus

To have a near-death experience.

Neil: "Wow, Vince, we all thought you were a goner. I never saw somebody survive being sexually molested by a polar bear!"

Vince: "Dude, I got a sneak peek at Jesus."

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesusland

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.

In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.

by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004

Raving to Jesus

A condition usually applied to houses in the Christmas time that are completely covered in flashing lights and a Nativity scene. A house will only be raving to Jesus if the lights are flashing and a Nativity scene is present.

I couldn't sleep last winter, the house across the street was raving to Jesus.

by arcu December 5, 2010