Jensen

(an act named after the person who first performed this)

Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.
(As in being in the bathtub too long)

"Tonight im gonna DJ it for so long i'm gonna Jense my whole hand"

"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"

*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"

by Joseph Siler February 20, 2008

jebus

Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"

Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

Jensenite

A name for fans of Jensen Ackles, who stars in the hit television show Supernatural as Dean Winchester.

Kaitlynne: Did you see that episode of Supernatural last night?

Alex: No.

Kaitlynne: It was awesome, Jensen was so amazing, as always.

Alex: You're such a Jensenite.

by TheTrueJensenite January 4, 2011

jenaside

jen•a•side (jen'e'-sid'.) n. The systematic and planned intimidation of African American people, through fear of lynching. jen.a•sid'al (sid'l) adj., jen.a•sid-al•ly adv.

noun:
the deliberate intimidation of a racial or cultural group

The noose has been used throughout history to instill fear. Many times this fear has become a reality for blacks in America. The Jena Six incident in Jena, Louisiana demonstrated the cultural significance of lynching, as nooses tied to a tree recalled the history of lynching. This practice came to an end largely due to the efforts of a radio talk show personality by the name of Michael Baisden in the year 2007. His efforts to bring attention to the plight of the Jena Six have earned him much respect and admiration.
America has two sides, one is the American dream and the other is the Jenaside.

by harold moore December 5, 2007

jebus

was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!

a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!

by Ralfh October 14, 2004

jensento

When you go into a cursing extravaganza because something or someone made you angry. normaly the curses dont make anysense thrown all together and it just sounds like a load of woo haa or jibberish

You better shut up or im gonna go jensento on your ass...Im gonna fucking kill those shit mother fucker bitch calling me gay..ect.

by cm fo life July 3, 2006

Jens Tore

Jens Tore is the nme of a very handsome, nice, kind, funny and interesting person. Girls tend to fall in love with him.

Oh, that guy over there was really handsome. His name is probably Jens Tore.

by jens2re October 7, 2019