(n.) a heterosexual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly homosexual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of "wife" is worth
living a loveless, sexless
lie.
(v.) to luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually
laughing their asses off.
Why are you so surprised that Maurice will tease out your wigs but won't
play with your
titties? Girl, you are star jonesin!!!! You better annul this
mess, before he runs off with your shoes.