John

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

John

Peach licking cunt

John is a peach licking cunt

by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017

John

A Person With a Gay Mom

Hey John, You're Mom Gay.

by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018

John

John is a gay man who sucks ball

John likes to suck boy balls

by The beastman July 24, 2018

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

John

John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵

John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring

by Joselyn f November 7, 2019