hot j

a perfect hot beverage (mainly cocoa) that hits the spot just right.

yo jared, you got any more of that hot j? its very cold outside and that would be perfect

by wtfseanscool December 6, 2020

J-Method

The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.

Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.

Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.

Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.

by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010

Zeus J

A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .

Georgeous: I love buckets of grease with extra ranch and lots of banana buns .

Zeus J : Cool George

by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022

J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!

Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)

by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012

j cube

Another way to say jacuzzi.

Yo bro me and some chicks are gonna hit the j cube, you down?

by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019

milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge

I gave the bitch a " milky j"

by Razorbawz January 18, 2017

J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.

I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!

by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018