J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!

Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)

by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012

j cube

Another way to say jacuzzi.

Yo bro me and some chicks are gonna hit the j cube, you down?

by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019

milky j

An obscene splatter of seminal porridge

I gave the bitch a " milky j"

by Razorbawz January 18, 2017

side j

Whacking off, through the pocket on occasion, and secretly to the side.

"Dude, I swear Mike pulled a side j last night at the party."

by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008

Alexa J

A girl, woman who is funny, cute, and smart. She has a dirty side, a playful side, and a loveable side. If you have the chance to be with her, go for it and don't hold back.

Alexa J is cute.

by Applehead549 May 27, 2019

hot j

a perfect hot beverage (mainly cocoa) that hits the spot just right.

yo jared, you got any more of that hot j? its very cold outside and that would be perfect

by wtfseanscool December 6, 2020

J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.

I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends

by #3OrDie July 19, 2018