Ivan

Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.

Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!

by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019

ivan gonzalez

bitch ass nigga with a amazing hoe side kick.

Me: Bae you is naughty
bae: you is a trash ass n*** fr
me: aite i see whats up.
bae: Ivan gonzalez is sectrely my homie,

by PizzaBoiAyyLMao August 17, 2017

Ivan Brown

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.

Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.

by 1234ortnite May 24, 2018

ivan

a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.

there are only 2 types of Ivans:

first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head

(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)

Simon is not your typical Ivan

by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018

ivan

ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .

ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *

do you know that red hair boy??
yea he’s 💋ivan💋

by nmemdp November 21, 2021

Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.

I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.

by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021

Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…

Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.

by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021