Austin Wood

he has a fat ass

"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"

by gary fendermen December 16, 2021

pity wood

When a male forces himself to obtain an erection to prove to to his partner that he is sexually attracted to her.

Last night, I really wasn't feeling it, but I got up some pity wood to make her happy anyways.

by JDuffy March 25, 2007

Never-Wood

Someone you would never engage sexually.

I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.

by howardfelt July 28, 2012

wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018