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Desert Skeleton

When players in a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server dig all of the sand off of the desert biome, leaving the sandstone floating behind.
"Way to go, guys. No more sand in the entire resource world, there's just the desert skeleton now!"
by Moving_Wine_Addicted January 4, 2024
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Jahara Desert

A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.

I will marry his grandma
Person 1: I just saw a big bum
Person 2: Was it Jahara Desert
by Jahaaradesertsadmirer January 29, 2024
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vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
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vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly
Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.
by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018
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desert strike

A game involving hitting any male member or combattant in the testicles with a large metal pole or baseball bat crushing them completely. favoured by Alex J Blyth.
He rolled on the floor in agony after desert striking.
by Trotsky&co January 17, 2004
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Desert Calamari

Foreskins of circumcised people.

An excised foreskin has a “chewy” texture & ring shape to it. Ironically, in Jewish tradition, circumcision is mandated, however shellfish including squid are prohibited to be eaten as they are unclean. Circumcision has its roots in desert societies including the ancient hebrews, Egyptians & later on in Islam.
And so the mohel cut off his desert calamari!
by ThreeThreeOneThreeThree July 24, 2022
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Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018
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