Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 10, 2009
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In a wad

in a bind or in a bad in situation where you’re in a sticky situation
“Man im in a wad” guy 2: “why what’s up? guy 1: “i want to go to the game tonight but i have a hot date idk what to do” guy 2: “are you seriously in a sticky situation over this”
by immaguymaybe October 06, 2023
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wad it up

When you wreck something BAD it's wadded up
Don't drive it crazy and wad it up
by The first mongo December 30, 2016
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WAD

White ass dab. A guy (or potentially girl) who might not be racially white but acts like a white person through their dance, mannerisms, etc. Bottom line, a drunk ass bitch (DAB) who happens to maybe be racially white but is certainly a litty ass individual.
Bruh, that dude is being a WAD right now.

Even though he's half Mexican he 's still a white ass DAB. He dances like a 40 year old Vietnam veteran.
by Fakefratboy June 06, 2017
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Wad

Wednesday as day.
Every Wednesday grab girls booty.
I will grab your booty on Wednesday.
Wad
by Alevhjk October 11, 2019
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WAD

Nagito: "I am full of hajime's wad"
by NotTechnoblade June 20, 2021
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WAD

Wet ass dick, according to Corey Holcomb's 5150 Show
Marcus has a WAD

According to Corey Holcomb host of 5150 show believe his co-host Marcus has wet ass dick acronym WAD because of his body sweating uncontrollable
by Mtemi August 16, 2022
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