wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Wad Eye

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

peace to the wads

It means bye

“See you later alligator”
“Alright peace to the wads”

by Peepeepoopoohead123 January 26, 2024

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

WAD

working as designed

"the system is WAD, but the user did not follow standard operating procedures so an error was encountered"

by dicer2263 December 2, 2022

doom wad

A Doom mod or game. Stands for Where's All the Data? There are two kinds of .wads: IWADS and PWADS. PWADS are basically mods that change something. IWADS are required to play.

You: Have you heard about the Myhouse doom wad?
Him: What is a wad?

by gayzad July 3, 2023

wad

someone / something or a situation to be described as nothing other than wild and mad

“did you see that oversized baby? it was wad… in fact it was a wadness. some may call it a wadderz badderz.”

by bvtj September 14, 2023