Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

“Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

“Elegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 5, 2021

Tiger Wood

When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”

You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow

by PrescribedBurn October 9, 2019

Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.

Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!

by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017

Whip wood

The instant erection or sexual excitement one gets from the sound of a whip, belt, or strap cracking.

I got whip wood the moment I heard Sir's single tail snap in the air!

Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman scenes gave me whip wood!

by Mr Ramrod 2013 May 22, 2014

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018