Cashmere woods

The only variety of Febreeze that will work to drown out shrimp Ceasar Salad farts fresh from the asshole of a fat sweaty bitch.

Omg! Where's the Cashmere Woods?! This fat sweaty bitch just let out the worst shrimp Caesar Salad fart I've ever smelled!

by CashmereWoods June 23, 2017

wood age

A hypothetical time period when humans didn't use stone as their main tools.
Also a stage of cultural development where no one uses stone tools.

The botocudo Indians of south america used absolutely no stone implements at all, rather their tools were fashioned from bamboo and plant fibers. Because of the lack of stone useage, they were in the wood age, even lower than the Paleolithic.

by happyatcommonsense March 07, 2015

Free wood

When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.

Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.

I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.

I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.

by DiMiTrip March 01, 2021

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

Jamie wood

Jamie wood known as “Jay”

Jamie wood - omfg is that “Jay” the guy with the shit Merc

by Shit car yo July 03, 2021

Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

“Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

“Elegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 06, 2021