mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.
Who thought up this law?
by Shaun August 21, 2003
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Lawful Stupid

A character in Dungeons & Dragons games with a "Lawful Good" alignment, played poorly and to the detriment of the game, usually resulting in the deaths of the character and his allies.

(See also: Chaotic Stupid)
Lawful Stupid Player: My Paladin detects evil on the wizard, and attacks!

Other Players: But he's got an ogre and ten orcs...

Lawful Stupid Player: I smite the Wizard.

-The party is subsequently massacred.-
by Yorenaymkantbiblanc August 14, 2010
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Monster-in-law

A perjorative term for one's mother-in-law.
My monster-in-law is coming to stay the week.
by Kevin Kelm May 17, 2004
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Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way
my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself
by Mark July 31, 2004
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Jackson's Law

Similar to Murphy's Law, Jackson's Law states that the likelihood of any action being awesome is inversely proportional to the number of people observing.

By this law, any cool or hard to repeat action will be seen by few to no observers, while the most embarrassing will be seen by a crowd.
Andrew: Today I hit a pothole on my bike.
Will: Are you okay?
Andrew: Yeah - I flew off my bike, did a perfect combat roll, and came up running - not a scratch. But nobody saw it!
Will: Ouch. Jackson's Law is a bitch, man.
by Izaea September 21, 2009
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Law and Order

An extremely awesome show on NBC and TNT that revolves around New York City homicide detectives catching criminals and prosecutors sending them to prison. Unlike shows like CSI where police procedure is all done by one group, Law and Order is more realistic, as the detectives rely on separate forensic and crime scene units as well as investigating the crime themselves.

Law and Order has been on the air since 1990 and has spawned several spin-offs, including Law and Order: SVU and Law and Order: Criminal Intent. However, only the original featured Lennie Briscoe, possibly the baddest motherfucker on the planet.
Every Law and Order episode begins with the following opener: "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
by NRE September 09, 2007
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Scott's Law

Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.
Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?
by Blevins February 09, 2010
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