Government hooker is the sexy vampire from the movie, “The Invitation.” However, this term can also be used to describe yourself or others when acting hooker like, sexy, flamboyant, or British in the Streets. If you’re giving government hooker, you are 100% slaying.
Clayton: “omg! Did you see Joshua on stage in that thong? So government hooker”
Bailey: “omg yeah, my badussy is ITCHIN!!!!”
Bailey: “omg yeah, my badussy is ITCHIN!!!!”
by critic.dude October 03, 2022
A lame poser who tries extremely hard to be tumblr, yet hates on others whom are tumblr because they so desperately wish to be them.
by ThetruthHolder6969 July 06, 2016
When the guy you are dating says he loves you but doesn't do shit for you. He treat you like a hooker
My boyfriend says he loves me but doesn't cut my grass, pay my bills or give me any money. He treat me worse then a hooker because at least a hooker gets paid for blow jobs
by Oh stewardess August 18, 2016
Anything that is amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll.
Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
Inspired by Gaga and Born This Way's Hooker on Church Corner.
OMG! that's so hooker!
by LittleMonster1203 February 01, 2011
*drops phone*
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
Person: Aghh, fucking hookers!
*missed alarms*
Person: Damnit, fucking hookers.
*Gets the clap*
Person: Fucking Hookers......
by Miss Puss November 04, 2019
A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.
Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."
by angrysuperhawk October 10, 2017
by fastenfurryous January 24, 2012