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heather boobs 

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.
Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.
heather boobs by Larry 78 October 15, 2017
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Heather Farmer 

Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.
Heather Farmer is a Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.
Heather Farmer by kboct26 October 6, 2008

heather long 

heather long by Twelve assholes March 31, 2017

Heather Mills 

The act of having sexual intercourse with the stump(s) of an amputee.
Oh man, do you see that paraplegic chick at the bar? I want to Heather Mills her all night long. Look at how perfectly formed those stumps are.
Heather Mills by pepperoninips546 December 15, 2008

Heather-y 

A smart and funny kind of girl with tons of friends that care about her more then she knows. Even though she doesn't like to talk about things she has plenty of people that are there for her. She's also the kind of person to deny compliments on her appearance frequently. But, she is luffed.
You're Heather-y but i luff ya for it.
Heather-y by thatnigthatluffsu December 28, 2010

Heather Bogard 

The best girlfriend soon to be wife in the world.
Heather Bogard by wrt916 February 26, 2011

Heather Maxwell 

Heather Maxwell is a person who gets hornt sitting down but is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She won’t wait for anything a week after you start dating she will want to have sex. They are into black males and males with brown hair and brown eyes blondes don’t do it for them
Heather Maxwell definitely is the one for me
Heather Maxwell by Quests February 22, 2018