Hind Hearing

When you hear the better reasoning the day after eleventy billion ounces of vodka and it now makes sense

Thank you for the insight into my drunken escapade, now with the benefit of 20/20 hind hearing I understand that I was a douche.

by Risha5000 February 21, 2021

ariana.hemmings

My amazing wifey who people try to steal from me.

Sweet, lovable, SEXY, and the most amazing person in the world

“Look it’s Ariana.hemmings”
Me: “she’s mine”

by Calumhoodssidechick June 4, 2021

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)

Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!

by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021

Luke Hemmings

lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates

someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!

by vaporlive September 9, 2021

Self Healing

Being single to save up for Gucci

"Why aren't you hitting on other girls?" "I am in the process of "self healing""

by RBVS October 4, 2021

Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-

Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT

by 5sos is me October 4, 2021

Luke Hemmings

A australian blonde god! born 1996, lead singer of band 5 seconds of summer. got a black lip ring which is overly hot, and extremely tall.

got one of the most powerful voices but still probably the quietest in the group. he is the youngest yet tallest one in the band and has a dog named petunia.

Luke hemmings is a sex god

by hottest of the hot November 7, 2021