University of Hartford

A joke of a school. The cost of attendance is far overpriced for this glorified high school. There is no regard for student actions so half of campus is like the wild west with alcohol and drugs. Academic programs have minimal employer intrigue as well as the non existing university prestige. Campus is a pile of bricks with no landmark features other than a river that will hopefully one day wash us all away. The only people who have heard about this school are the ones who mistake you for saying you attend "Harvard." Athletics is shockingly not a D2 or D3 program with the greater majority of sports having historical losing records. Everyone's inflated egos make social life difficult as all cliques think they are the greatest thing in CT. If you like a crappy hotel for $40,000 a semester, keystone, and Juul's by all means send an application in, you'll get in they approve nearly everyone.

University of Hartford
"Where do you go to school again"
-"Oh I go to Hartford"
"Harvard?! That amazing is it hard"
-"Ohh umm I go to Hartford, Conn....capital city?"
"Ohhh im sorry"

by alrightkelly October 3, 2019

hart to hart moment

When in a very romantic moment with a lover, out of nowhere something very absurd happens to ruin it. Based on that crappy TV show or movie (or whatever it is) called Hart to Hart.

(middle aged, semi wrinkley but still beautiful man and woman are liplocked in a sunny park when suddenly a dead body falls out of a tree.)
Man: Oh Shit Bitch!
Woman: What a mystery!
Man: This is a Hart to Hart moment, dear!
Woman: ...what the hell are you talking about?

by Hey Javi January 23, 2006

West Hartford

A town in West Hartford, which is a somewhat populated portion of the greater Hartford area. This city-town is known for being one of the nicer towns in this area but could never rival the class and wealth of the southwestern portion of the state. West Hartford is a mix: Jewish, Latino, Caucasian, Black, Asian, etc. The average home is priced between $350,000 and $400,000 according to the 2008 CNN/Money Report, which is above the national average, but below the state average. Overall, not a desirable place to be from unless you surely do not want to be or cannot afford to be part of the greater Boston or New York crowd.

High School Person #1: So... you live in West Hartford?
High School Person #2: Oh, near Hartford?
High School Person #1: Yeaaa dude.

by Carly39999 May 11, 2008

corey hart

creepy guy who wrote the super stalker song "i wear my sunglasses at night"

when calling the police to report that you think someone is stalking you: id like to report a corey hart.

by sarah April 3, 2005

kevin hart

A small, funny, black guy who is afraid of the dark

Kevin Hart is bitch ass midget clown

by robobitch December 12, 2016

harted

a new word used by the mentally deficient people living in Glen Waverley Australia, to replace the word love

l harted c
lawlaw harted cincin =D

by garblegarblegarble January 16, 2009

hartford

The capital city of Connecticut. Noted for its museums, downtown, and formerly for the NHL. Contains the highest Latino population North of Miami. Also seen as the link between NYC and Boston concerning illegal activities.Hartford's North End and the South End's Frog Hollow area known for violence. Frog Hollow's Park Street also seems to maintain a steady flow of heroin and crack, for sale on most every corner. This has been known to draw customers form sounding suburbs.

-"Dude, I just got beat for $70 on Park Street in Hartford.

-What did you do dude.

-Hit up the ATM on Washington Street.

by albany January 28, 2007