homo-straight

Noun:
A person that you love in every way other than romantically. A person you would marry, but not have sex with. (aka. someone you wanna bone without boning!)
ex: Matt Peck and Chris Guerrieri

Adjective:
Describes a same sex platonic love relationship.

Dude 1: Hey! Look at those two dudes over there!
Dude 2: What? Those dudes over there?
Dude 1: Yeah man. They're totally homo-strait!

Matt Peck: Chris, man. You know you're my favorite homo-straight, right?
Chris G: Hell yeah!! Dude you know you're mine too!

Fun Facts:
The word homo-straight is etymologically inspired by Homostrates the first known man to be declared someone's homo-straight!

by Julie Buckner April 23, 2008

Homo Flexible

A gay man or woman who has sexual play with someone of the opposite sex under certain circumstances thereby making them a "homo" who is "flexible." Not "bi" where they actively are interested in both sexes, but a person who is normally 100% gay who engages in sex or some sort of sexual encounter with someone of the opposite sex for various reasons such as in exchange for something, circumstantial timing, for fun, or out of boredom.

A Homo Flexible could be submissive lesbian who has a male dom, or a twink with a female dom. A Homo Flexible could be a gay man or a lesbian who sleeps with or masturbates an opposite sex friend out of pity or to console them. Needing sexual release, a Homo Flexible could be a gay or lesbian who grabs the first willing person to "take care of their need" even if the person is of the opposite sex.

by darclyte May 13, 2010

homo fucker

One that fucks gays

Thomas is a big homofucker.

by Cody October 20, 2003

homo sapien

the term people with god complex's use to sound superior above everyone

let us test how the homo sapien responds to this

by Fagarian October 4, 2018

homo ranga asian boy

when you at the point in your life where you have decided to become homo, a ranga and an asian boy. This usually tends to occur when you are confusion.

girl 1 : look its Noah, a homo ranga asian boy
girl 2: oh yes it is, and he is with Ashton, another homo ranga asian boy

by a sick lad November 11, 2018

homo sapien

a human

"im a homo sapien"
" me too"

by unknownweirdo December 8, 2018

Homo Enchilada

Means absolutely nothing. Just fun to say.

Guy 1: Karen took the kids.

Guy 2: Homo enchilada

by Villainous Vaper January 16, 2019