bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.
Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.
by brian7651 November 25, 2012
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horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.
"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"
by drbollocks August 09, 2008
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Ya Horse

A.often shouted out at trifflin, ugly ass, brutal people
B.said to establish dislike
-derived from "You whores" said by Tony Montana in "Scarface"
Look theres that Ho,Ya Horse!!!!
by yakks October 08, 2007
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horse shagger

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger
by pussylicker November 09, 2005
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Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.
by Jim Morisson October 23, 2004
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Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.
by HorseLover 69 December 03, 2022
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horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.
Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!
by Manhappenins February 18, 2017
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