horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

by drbollocks October 4, 2008

Horse Barto

A MAN WHO LOVES THE SENSATION OF A LARGE HORSE COCK SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN THE ANAL CAVITY.

Emmett: 'OH HORSEY'.
Rickie: Horse barto save some for me you bad boy
Emmett: ' You want some'
Rickie: Yes horse barto

by FUUSED892 February 9, 2022

bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.

Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.

by brian7651 December 4, 2012

horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 9, 2005

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

Flappy Horse

The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.

Be my friend Flappy Horse.

I know you know I know you.

Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.

I know your actual name.

by KG.628 January 26, 2017

Argentina Horse

This is an internet slang that describes girls with high waist or pelvic section.
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”

Wow! That Girl is an Argentina Horse
Her legs are so long ... a specie of Argentina Horse

by Omegah September 10, 2020