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Straight up a ho

A subset example of the affects of stripper mentality. Usually a woman who as a stripper became accustomed to making ungodly amounts of money in short time spans. In the process draining men of their possessions and bank accounts. However, now as age has taken hold and beauty has faded she resorts to the oldest make a buck profession. That's right, massage with a happy ending.
Dude: Jake, what's up with your girls mom? She be suddenly frontin a lot of money and new stuff. What gives?

Jake: She's straight up a ho! Giving lonely old men happy ending massages and telling them what they want to hear.
by T_rump_supporter July 17, 2016
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ho cake

Flat, round cake made of cornmeal, primarily in the south.
Ho Cakes! Because hos got to eat too!
by it is as it is May 13, 2006
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rally ho

a greeting used by the 'Dwarfs' in Conde Petie in Final Fantasy IX
Rally Ho!
Raley who?
Rally Ho!
by Azz A August 10, 2006
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re-po ho

a bitch who poses like she's rich, but isnt.drives around in a 4-runner like its the bomb, and then the re-po men come and take it away, leaving her THE RE-PO HO!!!!!
sarah is a total re-po ho! now she has no ride!
by da trick biatch December 28, 2005
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punani ho mart

An asian store where people go to buy groceries. Also a place to meet pretty asian girls xD
Dude, lets hit up da punani ho mart.
by md91 September 28, 2010
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ho nifty

Originated in Chaska, MN !!!
Ho Nifty means like...the same thing as hella tight or sweet would.
"Dude your freaking ho nifty!"

"What the hell...that shit's HO NIFTY!"
by shriyanka and patti November 23, 2007
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psych-ho

An extremely clingy female who is more than willing dole out sexual favors for acceptance and affection. Clearly stemming from some sort of daddy issue. Unfortunately, most psych-hos are used and abandoned immediately whereas the cycle starts anew.
"Man, I'd like to get a piece before I ship out."
"Dude, just talk to this one chick, shes a total psych-ho. She'll jump your bones in like five minutes from talking to her."
by Wesjared Blevins January 27, 2007
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