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German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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German Bombardier

The act of swinging on a chandelier, while wearing flight goggles, grabbing your penis as if controlling an airplane, making plane noises, and dropping a mad duce directly upon your woman below you.
by Af0rest0fAsh August 24, 2010
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German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"
Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!
by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011
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German

Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.
Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck
by Sparkle Hitler April 23, 2018
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Ze Dirty German

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.
Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.
by POBKN January 8, 2012
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german sausage

A very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a penis.

German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.

'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.

A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
German sausage only comes in a small package.
by Jess talis September 1, 2014
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German Handkerchief

The act of defecating into the oral cavity of another person, covering the mouth until the person sneezes, and shit runs down their nose. Then you wipe the shit off with your scrotum .
Man I'm still blowing shit out my nose from that German Handkerchief you gave me last night.
by Burito March 31, 2008
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