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groberm

one who seeks and destroys crayons.
the little boy was a groberm, and none of the other kids would play with him. today, he's a dental hygenist.
by 4 October 4, 2004
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Grover Lie

Adding false details to a story to prove a point. "Grover" can be replaced by whomever is using said "Grover Lie".
ie; Grover: Hey, did you know that the earth is flat?

Dan: No its not; its round!

Grover Lie: What are you talking about; my dad tried to sail around the world and fell off the side.
by Mac174 June 25, 2008
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Growesome

Something that is grotesquely awesome, so ludicrous, bizarre or disturbing in appearance it is awesome. pronounced gr-ow-some.
Did you see that? That guy just spat his gum in that other guys mouth and he spat it back in the first guys mouth! that was growesome.
by Lutrosis February 21, 2011
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Grocery Mom

A term for a person that tries to be responsible when a group of friends go shopping at the grocery store.

They typically like to be organized and only purchase the essentials while the other friends try to buy junk food (like Twinkies and Doritos).

Grocery Moms can get frustrated and yell at their friends like they are children. Sometimes they break down and cry in the store when the "kids" get out of hand.
Lindsay: "Boys get back here!!"

Chris: "But I want Doritos!"

Justin: "But I want Twinkies"

Dave: "Everyone loves sandwiches!! What about light syrup?"

Lindsay: "No we must follow the list!!"

Chris: "You're such a grocery mom"
by Grocery Mom August 25, 2013
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gropertunist

One who uses any possible opportunity to cop a feel.

The man pretended not to hear the woman's comment and leaned in with his hand on her waist for clarification. The woman told her friends that he was a gropertunist.
Grope feel up touch Gropertunist
by honestjean April 15, 2014
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grocery store perfection

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere
"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."
by NikNakThatsWak January 11, 2018
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Grocery Smile

The half-assed and likely awkward smile you give a stranger in public, for example at the grocery store.
I asked where the brown sugar was and he gave me a grocery smile and pointed to the shelf four feet away.
by SordidCamel December 31, 2018
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