Gordon

A vampire Russian spy. He has a laugh that is contagious. Kinda has a thing with dogs eat burritos.

Guy1 “look it’s Gordon” Guy2 “shh he can hear you he’s a vampire”

by Jzy23 May 9, 2020

Gordon

A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.

That cunt that looks like he is on heroin, what a Gordon!

by Arrival_ July 18, 2020

gordon walsh

a dude

hi gordon walsh

by FoxxGaming01 June 10, 2020

Gordon Ramsay

big mean

Gordon Ramsay

by TapCat February 10, 2021

gordon ramsey

a British lad who screams at people because they are cows

Gordon Ramsey said my food is gay

by jaaaaakdeeee March 8, 2021

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021