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Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.
Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
by Ironpanion May 5, 2022
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griftuber

A Youtuber who produces advice, guide, tutorial content with the end goal of selling you a useless product.
Dan Lok is a griftuber
by the grifted one May 17, 2022
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groat

Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.
Ronaldo is the GROAT in football
by FabRomano July 14, 2022
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Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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Grafty

An individual that’s had skin grafts placed upon their body in all the right places. Most view these grafts as sexy as they would a great tattoo.
Girl… did you see Gil on the dance floor last night? He’s Grafty and just my type.
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
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gooftrap

When I was in my FNaF phase, I saw a video of someone talking about how goofy ScrapTrap is (SpringTrap but salvaged) so they made fun of it by calling is "GoofTrap" and I thought this was absolutely hilarious at the time so I started calling everyone a "GoofTrap" and now I get yelled at for saying it because I say it so often and because I have a "bad intention" when I say it.

I forgot who the YouTuber was sorry!!
"You're such a gooftrap"
"MOOOMM!!! SOPH CALLED ME A GOOFTRAP AGAIN WOAHHH"
"Sophia, stop instigating! You know how your brother doesn't like that word"
by GregLikesToParty August 10, 2022
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Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
by duckydude August 20, 2022
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