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goober

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd
At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."
by HotFoot July 27, 2009
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gooberlips

A term often used in calling someone an Idiot, Moron, Retard, Fuckface.
by Lmfao Wtf Rofl October 22, 2006
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Related Words
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goobendobular

a word made by Mr. I, a teacher at HBHS to confuse his accelerated geometry students
Student 1: Hey, was Mr. I kiding when he asked us to define goobendobular?
Student 2:IDK.
by SamySpaz October 21, 2008
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Goober-dog

The great taste of Smucker's Goober Grape mixed with the different but also delicious taste of any hot-dog roll, all in one bite.

Goober-dog Party Plate
Serves 4-6 people

Ingredients:
One package of hot-dog buns (8-12 per pack is ideal)
Two jars of Smucker's Goober Grape (sold at most supermarkets)

Directions:
Put 2-3 Knife-fulls of Goober Grape into each hot-dog bun

Created by: David M. Barrows
David: You guys want some Goober-dogs?
Scott: Hell yeah we want some Goober-dogs, I'll make them now!!!!!
Jonathan & Emilio: This was the greatest idea ever!
by S.Spawn August 19, 2009
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Goob

A Goob is mosher slang for a drink. These types of moshers are usually druggies and wear emo clothes.

A Goob can come in many varieties such as a Energy Goob meaning energy drink, Alcho Goob is a alcoholic drink. These can be interchangeable for different types of drink but just usually comes in the standard Goob form.
Mosher 1: “That was heavy ket that, anyone coming the shop
Mosher 2: “Nah but can you get us a Goob”
Mosher 1: “only if I get saves on your biff”
by Mr. Envious September 24, 2019
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anus goober

When a young man named Daniel eats the ass hole hair and sweat of another young man called Ethan. This usually requires one man to have a shaved bum hole and cancer while the other male just needs to have a small penis.Anus goober is a man who likes eating his dinner out of another mans shitty hairy ass hole while getting skull fucked by a piggy goat in the name of Allah.
Ethan: My ass hole isn't waxed
Daniel: you up for some anus goober?
by Perkjjalsk August 28, 2017
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RockNoob_goob

omg its god/Rocknoob_goob
by RockNoob_Goob January 21, 2021
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