gold medaling

Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport

Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.

Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.

by Awesome G March 4, 2014

Oli Gold

Being on top. Superstar. Living a

Living like Oli Gold

by Olski September 22, 2022

Jamie Gold

winner of the World Series of Poker (WSOP) in 2006.

The winner of the 2006 WSOP was Jamie Gold

by Correctioneer February 10, 2015

Gold bond

A foot powder that can also be used to blow clouds from your ass

The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made

by Thhhad January 30, 2019

mouth of gold

An eloquent speaker,Fluently persuasive and forceful.

Eminent orators such as John Chrysostom were said to have a “mouth of gold with a silver tongue.”

by George Cazar January 9, 2007

Clear gold

Morphine

Jimmy sure loves clear gold.

by nalgene3456 March 3, 2023

Gold digger

A male or a female who only “likes” or “loves you” because of your money and material things.

I was talking to my crush today then I finally had the courage to ask him out to a pizza place. He said no and I looked at him in disappointment. He thought I was joking and started yelling and screaming to try to make fun of me. So I walked away to my Benz and then he started running after me saying “Baby I was just playing” and “Is that your car?” I kept walking away in disgust and then I said “the only reason why u want to be with me now is because of my money and me car!” A bunch of people turned to look. He stood there in shock and embarrassment. I put on my shades closed my sunroof and drove off.

IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.

by ?????11G0@tTheJaz... August 9, 2019