critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

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Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.

(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.

by crillis88 July 15, 2018

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Cock glitter

A more friendly and fancy name for spunk, cum, jism ect

I’m gonna come round to the Issac residents and sprinkle my cock glitter

by Daniibumblebee November 27, 2019

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Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.

by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010

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Glitterally

When a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Glitterally- adv., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must put off dinner for one hour.

by PortugalPants November 18, 2025

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