Gellared

The act of throwing a topic completely off. Killing a discussion. Derailing a thread.

You really gellared this thread timmy!
Stop Gellaring this thread before i pwn you n00b!

by Sirus December 4, 2003

galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion

Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.

by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007

gellging

squeezing the shaft of the penis so blood rushes throught to the head making the penis larger

person 1: dude your cock is fuckin tiny person 2: i know need to start gellging

by markus colby October 23, 2008

Gelogoba

When a person makes a joke that is horribly unfunny, someone that has suffered through the joke will cry out GELOGOBA!! and everyone present will punch the person that told the lame joke!

Mayor McLame: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Regular Person: I don't know..Why?

Mayor McLame: To get to your Mom!!

Regular Person: Gelogoba!!!

*everyone punches Mayor McLame

by Chinny Mac March 31, 2009

GALLOP SURVEY

The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.

(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.

by ThaDuke April 1, 2010

Gallop Pull

When you try to wank a quick one

After my alarm went off, I barely had time for a gallop pull before my Mom came up and yelled at me to get moving

by sneederbee February 26, 2011

gallopping

when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.

gallopp galloppingshitting

by Robbie Vacotti February 26, 2011