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Garden City

Garden City is a WESTERN Long Island town, as opposed to some posts defining it as an Eastern Long Island town: it is located a mere 15 minutes east of Queens, NY. GCHS is comprised of the spoiled teens who have always gotten what they've asked for, the jocks (guys or girls), the Masquer theater kids, the loners, skaters, goths, and geeks - but for the most part, their good upbringing has taught them to be polite and respectful. One won't have to go far in Garden City without spotting a Mercedes, as Long Island has the top-selling Mercedes dealership in the country. An unusually high percentage of graduating GC seniors progress into college, most often into Ivy leagues, whether it's because of sports or because of how hard they've studied. The village of Garden City is very safe, clean, and beautiful. The average house is now selling for about $1 million, as a house nearby just sold for that in the mott section and it is a relatively small house. Most people don't realize how lucky they are to live here until they leave.
Non-GC Friend: Wow, is that your car?
GC resident: Yeah.... so?
Non-GC Friend: Where are you from again?!
GC resident: Garden City....
Non-GC Friend: Ohhhh... that explains it.
by Katie Pxxxx April 16, 2006
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uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.
Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.
by Roger McTodger November 19, 2006
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garden grove

Best song by the best band.

SUBLIME

on the sumlime lp
we took this trip to garden grove...
smell like lou's dog inside the van
Oh yeah
This ain't no fucky reggae party
5 dollas at the door, it gets so real sometimes
by Maggie Loves Jon May 1, 2004
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Stone Garden

meaning cemetary or grave yard, made famous by psycho realm (latino rap group from Los Angeles)
dont fuck with me puto, i'll send your ass straight to the stone garden
by this isnt my real name. June 18, 2009
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garden

She almost panicked when she noticed her garden poking out of her bikini bottom.
by The Return of Light Joker December 11, 2010
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garden school

A small school in Jackson Heights, NY. About 500 people go there from 7th-12th grade. If you tell one person something,everyone knows. The teachers have conferences where they talk about you. At least 10 people know your locker combination. Most of the girls can be found in Mrs. Dorothy's room. Their are bake sales at least every week. No one can make fun of your ethnicity because everyone is different. You can find all the losers in the computer room, all the 7th graders and basketball players in the gym, all the cool kids in the hall way, all the fat kids in 711 jkk you can find everyone in 711, the nerds in extra help, and the other kids in the yardd. Everyone knows each other. Two kids dating with a 5 year age difference is common. Teachers piss you off. Mrs. Zinner and Mrs. Somer will hate you for NO reason. You will eventually plan their deaths : jkk Mr. Gheurgi will yell at you and tell you, you can't do anything, Mr. Gomis will kick you out for no reason and give you detention. Mr. Hale will have attitude battles with you. Mrs. Elkin will tell you to step off the grass. Mr. Pigman will sing you the you're a little tea pot short and spout song when you put your hand on your hip. Mr. Chung will say "What's wrong with you". Mr. Krecheck will kill you in basketball practice. Mrs. Dapise stores body parts in her desk. Everyone dunks on the baskets. No one knows what's going on, unless they're in student council, because no one listens to morning meeting, and we don't have a speaker system. The guys locker room is the best place to have fun ; && last of all. If you tell someone you go to garden school they will ask you if you learn how to make gardens :PP
"I go to Garden School"
"You learn how to make gardens there?"
-_-
by kittyy x3333 January 18, 2008
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garden salad

A mixture of the legal herb k2 and weed, otherwise known as marijuana, in a smoking device.
Hey man, let's make that weed bowl a garden salad, I got some k2.
by gardensaladscal March 28, 2010
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