Gash register

The act of putting coins on your girlfriend's tits, then fucking her until they fly off; flipping her over straight after and swiping a credit card through her arse crack.

Yeah I won't be seeing Jane again, I think I freaked her out with the gash register last night.

by Zonal K September 2, 2019

dripping gash

a ridiculously moist vagina

i put my pee wee in her dripping gash

by rickyslim November 12, 2007

Gash Guard

Otherwise known as a sanitary napkin (the press on ones)

"Please dispose of all Gash Guards in the bins provided"

"Do not flush the gash guards down the toilet"

by LillyPickins March 4, 2009

sloshing out the gash

Used to describe a substance appearing through a hole, rip or tear in a material or object. May also refer to a woman's period.

"I burnt myself earlier and now there's loads of yellow stuff sloshing out the gash."
"If you break into my house again I will rape you."

by jockerty April 4, 2019

gash

bare buff ladies!! simple as!

1. Oh Gash! Oh Gash! Ohhhh Gaassshh! (Heartless Crew tune to OH GOSH)
2. Bare Gash!
3. Bare Pie and Mash - Gash
4. Wheres da Fuckin Gash!

by Nico January 27, 2004

Cack Gash

Cack meaning shit, faeces or poo. Gash being a womans reproductive organ or vagina. Cack gash invariably means a vagina that has been covered in a man or womans shit. This usually happens when a man, after deciding against sex, opts to shit over the ladys vagina. The lady can become incensed and throw fits of rage as a result.

I gave Katie a cack gash last night, she cried for sixteen hours

girl : i want to make sweet love baby
boy : i dont, i want to shit all over your gash bitch!

by Charlie Cranmer April 4, 2008

Gash Cider

Gash Cider : is the delicious sexual juices of a vagina primarily in the autumn and winter months when the weather is chilly and cold out...Gash Cider is seasonal, and is usually triggered by a vigorous finger banging for starters

After a quick finger bang I went down to taste a little Gash Cider.....delicious!

by A Welsh Hooligan November 1, 2010