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ultimate-guitar

Also known as UG, originally started as a guitar tabulature website, with a forum added later. It has become (one of) the biggest guitar site(s) on the internet, possibly one of the biggest sites on the internet. It is infamous among its members for the "Pit", its miscellaneous forum which acts as a black hole, doubling as a killer of social lives. The Pit is no killer,just pure filler, as its many thousands of viewers babble on and on, recycling 4chan memes, as well as spamming, flaming, and generally talking bullshit. Its power remains unexplained.

The rest of the site is relatively harmless, although stocked with both intellectuals and imbeciles as it is.

www.ultimate-guitar.com
Where lives once may have flourished, ultimate-guitar.com has taken them
by Mastabassist October 6, 2007
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liberal guilt

My liberal guilt always kicks in when I go out and party and spend $200 in one night on nothing but booze for my honey and me when that same $200 could feed a village in West Virginia.
by ___________________1 October 30, 2008
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Guinness

A very heavy beer with a distintive black colouring and white head -often decorated with a shamrock (or love heart if the bar person wants to jump your bones). An aquired taste that reqires a little getting used to but once hooked is immensley pleasurable.
"You where wonderful last night but you stink of guinness"

"You where wonderfull aswell, wheres your toilet i need a massive black shit"
by glackin November 10, 2007
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guido

The Guido is an entirely American phenomena, with its epicenter in the New York/ New Jersey metropolitan area. Although most of its examples are of Italian-American descent, manytimes other non-descript Caucasians will follow suit in an attempt to achieve an identity- in fact any identity. The Guido is highly recognizable by his attention to muscular development, status symbols, and regional dialect. Guidos are fortunate in that they usually tend to be loyal to their heritage and cultures. However, their interpretation of the Italian culture is unique to Americans. They fall sorrily short when attempting to emulate the sophistication of European-born men. In fact, their shortcomings include a tendency toward alcoholism, legal problems (usually related to assault, reckless driving, noise violations), and an inability to compete in legimate business. Fortunately for them, they usually live an exciting, care-free existance. They are easily satiated by tacky mall attire, drunken nights with similar-minded women, and nightclubbing in the lesser desired beach towns such as Seaside Heights, New Jersey. In the end, although they maintain a unique sense of identity and pride, their superficial lives often leave them empty. The tolls of excessive grooming products, STDs, and alcohol abuse age these specimens quite poorly. The time spent in fitness clubs is usually far offset by their lifestyle choices.
"Although he spends all his time in the gym and dancing in the clubs, that Guido will soon be a burned out alcoholic working a thankless job, living alone in his one-bedroom apartment in North Jersey"
by Dr B- psychiatrist December 28, 2005
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guitar hero vision

When playing guitar hero for an obsessive amount of time and looking down to find out that your carpet is moving like quicksand
Bob: Wooow dude, I am totally tripping right now! The carpet is moving!!

Gary: You idiot!! You totally are experiencing Guitar Hero Vision!
by Michael Mo. January 12, 2009
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Guiliana

Guiliana is a type of person that always try’s there hardest. She keeps to school work but also rocks her school life. She has a small amount of friends but a HUGE personality. She is very pretty and smart. It comes very easily for this girl to get A’s. Guiliana always has a great style and doesn’t take crap from no one. You need a Guiliana in your life because she will make your days a whole lot brighter.
Girl 1: Wow! How does she dress like that everyday? She’s so gorgeous!

Girl 2: I know! I have Guiliana in my math and she always gets good grades! I want to be her!
Girl 1: How about instead we become friends with her?
Girl 2: Definitely!
by BCookie621 May 21, 2018
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