Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

Gnome Wars

The Old Age tradition of a fraternity and a sorority continuously pranking each other back and forth in a war of pranks.

Alpha Xi Delta is totally winning in Gnome Wars, they put a cow upstairs in Theta Chi.

by tamela anderson October 18, 2010

Gnome Bacon

Something that only good gnomes can have

"Can I have my gnome bacon now?"
"No, you know the rule"
"Only good gnomes who don't make people unable to walk can have their gnome bacon..."

by NotSoAverageArtist June 29, 2025

Gnoming

When someone looks for gnomes. Most people do it when insane. (Watch out if you are looking this up) You could go gnoming in your garden.

I was feeling quite bored so I decided to go gnoming.

OR
I am going insane doing all my homework and so I went to my garden to go gnoming.

by lol I pop February 6, 2024

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.

I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.

by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022

Gnome

hoogh

hes not a gnoblin, not a gnelf he’s a gnome

by AUTISTICREATURE May 19, 2023