Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

Skeeter fucker

Someone who loves soccer

Wesley is a real Skeeter fucker. He really loves soccer.

by SkeeterJeeter July 21, 2021

kinuckle fucker

when a guy or friend decides to act like a complete douchebag, he is considered a kinuckle fucker.

Hey, suck my dick, "no!!!" Just the tip dude, "no!!!!" You kinuckle fucker.

by tcrews251 March 18, 2017

Tired fucker

A person who is extremely lazy & tries to get out of doing almost everything.

Nathan have you finished welding up them trolleys yet !!! You tired fucker !!!

by Boss Mann G June 12, 2018

Tree Fucker

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

by atomic.bomb. February 8, 2009