Floppy Joe

When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.

Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.

by Jerryatrics February 12, 2018

Floppy flop

Masturbating in the back of a car while on break at work. Also known as a car jacking

I’ll be right back bro imma floppy flop on my 15

by Dumbshit Danny August 03, 2023

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018

Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.

Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.

by Eneunoic September 25, 2021

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

by Abb is a Gbert January 04, 2016

floppy

Reminiscent of the old school days with floppy disks, someone who dresses floppy throws it back with their fashion.

Spectator 1: Damn Jack, homeboy dressed like he's straight out of the 80s.

Spetator 2: Bruuuuhh, that man looking floppy.

by LilDad March 06, 2017

Floppy

The definition of slime

Slime is floppy

by y u looking at my name??? December 23, 2022