floppy jumper

When you can feel the springs in the mattress being pushed to its limit by taking your sex game to the next level

"Howd it go last night with that chick?"
"Ohh boy I gave her the ol' floppy jumper"

by Slaftr September 18, 2018

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 14, 2018

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018

Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023

floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.

John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''

by floppy man April 15, 2017