fappendicitis

When an excess of fapping leads to sharp pains in your lower stomach, as a result of strain and stress.

Dude, Joe's been beating his meat so hard he's been diagnosed with fappendicitis.

by Don Fillingsworth November 13, 2021

Flapper

A large, flattish booger that really waves hard or 'flaps' while dislodging, especially on it's way out.

He was stuck, gazing at the inside wall of the bus stop, intently focused on a very big booger. "That's a MAJOR flapper," he exclaimed.

by fancy tailed Tree-Rat November 24, 2021

fappetizer

A not very sexual,nsfw video that you watch before actual porn to get yourself turned on

Just gonna go on youtube to find a fappetizer,this kissing prank video should work!

by furbyballs December 30, 2021

FRAPPe

A nickname for a person called colby, given to him by his stupid friend

FRAPPe is over their fondling his computer again

by Mr.Lake June 7, 2022

fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.

" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."

by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022

Flapperdoo

Your controlling pussy lips.

Damn Katie’s flapperdoo is wet!

by Ringlit December 17, 2022

Flapper Dapper

A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.

My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.

by Bogus6 May 26, 2023