reality distortion field

reality-distortion field n. An expression used to describe the persuasive ability of managers like Steve Jobs (the term originated at Apple Computer in the 1980's to describe his peculiar charisma). Those close to these managers become passionately committed to possibly insane projects, without regard to the practicality of their implementation or competitive forces in the marketpace.

"A reality distortion field. In Steve's presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules."

by Matrix9180 August 12, 2004

fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009

Cleveland field goal

After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.

We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.

by brownskicker February 6, 2009

Wrigley Field

The home of the Chicago Cubs, a.k.a. the greatest team to ever dawn a baseball uniform. It is Heaven II, located on the corners of Addison, Clark, Sheffiled and Waveland Avenues in Chicago, Illinois.

1. Hey, did you see the Cubs win the World Series?
2. Where at?
1. Wrigley Field.
2. Really? The same park that the Cubs swept the White Sox in?
1. That'd be the place!

Go Cubbies, World Series Champs '04!!!!

by Chaw Work McGrewster September 26, 2004

Cotton field

Where some black niga work for 3 cent.

aye niga go work on the Cotton field or ill linch your ass

by my snap is oof.lucas13 February 4, 2020

50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

by azzkicker November 24, 2010

Mac Force-Field

The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.

Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off.

by Randall The Bear February 13, 2010