fiddler

a person

Whos comin?

Just the usual fiddlers m8

by drstinkybeans January 22, 2021

mc fiddled

the act of whipping someone with a fiddle whilst taking in a bath in mac donalds chips.

'hey man what did you an ur bitch do last night'
'i mc fiddled her didnt I'
'ahhhhh wickie wickie freestyle pal'

by Trite June 10, 2008

Fiddler

Fiddler is a cute and loving puppy. He is very playful and fun.

Wow look there goes Fiddler!

by on the roof May 12, 2021

Fiddler on the Roof

The sexual act of jumping ontop of someone named Bobby while playing the semen game. See SEMEN GAME.

We were so playing Prince of Persia when that bastard Joe yelled SEMEN and i was off on Bobby like nobody's business.

by 0WN3D November 25, 2003

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

doddle my foddle

To tickle a male person's anus with your tongue.

I really want you doddle my foddle, then feltch me!

or

Did you hear about Cameron? He doddled the cats foddle!

by CBTP January 6, 2010

fuddle

a problem, or issue -- as defined by leah

such as when coming to an intersection where everybody is stopped & nobody is sure who should go. Everyone then continues to inch slowly and hesitantly waiting for someone to go.

"This is quite a fuddle!"

by mkd December 12, 2006