Funneling

The most sexual act you can think of

I love funneling

by Nikeetz November 16, 2010

Funnelling

When someone takes food from your plate without asking.

Oi Steve stop funnelling my potatoes

by mcdanfake September 21, 2018

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

Butt funneling

NOT INAPROPRIATE I PROMISE:

To rotate in circles while tobacco is poured in your butt.

At the party, I saw Bryan butt funneling with my grandmother! Woah she can spin fast!

by aboshmabo June 1, 2018

indiana funnelcake

when you shoot your wad into your gay buddies butthole,,then he sprays it all over your face then you both go crappie fishing

lets do an indiana funnelcake tonight, ive been meaning to exfoliate my face anyways.

by Long Hair Rob May 10, 2018

funnes

A measure of fun or enjoyment. Such as Moneys.

I didn't have many funnes today.

by Onepointfour January 10, 2012

Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020