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Julien Tax

A term used when something such as an object or service is extremely over priced. Essentially a sales tax. For example if a shoe was priced at $100 retail, the Julien Tax would increase it to numbers in the $120-$180 range.
Guy 1: Yo bro how much are you selling those yeezy slides for?

Guy 2: I’ll sell you them for $220

Guy 1: Bruh, they’re selling for 120, thats some Julien Tax
by Javontay December 24, 2022
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Party-tax

The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide
If you help with cleaning up tomorrow, I'll buy you breakfast with the party-tax.
by hippiejolle September 6, 2013
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Butter Tax

The "butter tax," is an England tradition that dates to 1942 or slightly before, wherein it is considered a polite practice or fairly common place to take (without asking) a small knob of butter, when you visit someone else's house in the Cheshire region of the UK. The practice stems from the mid second world war days, when if you visited or met up with a neighbour/friend it would be common practice to steal a personal amount of butter to use for your own means.
P1: "When you visited Elsa in Malpas, did you implement the butter tax?"
P2: " Yeah man, I took a decent 1/8oz of it. She had margarine too, but fuck that."
by Life-Form August 22, 2018
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Tax queers

People who get married for tax reduction purposes.
Person 1: Harry and Ginny paid $10,000 less this year in taxes.

Person 2: Pshh. Tax Queers. They only do it for the money, not love.
by MorphLord October 1, 2017
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Soul Tax

Soul tax - the price you must pay for acting against your principles, especially when doing something primarily for money (like a job you hate).
I have to quit my job soon, the soul tax is killing me. I’ve almost forgotten who I am.
by hash4questions August 18, 2016
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Mud Tax

The tax someone pays when they take the dick ATM without giving themselves an enema beforehand.
My old lady likes to pay the mud tax. She likes to "feel dirty" for me.
by Rolls Troyce May 7, 2023
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relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian June 11, 2011
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