Five tool hoe

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010

Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

five piece

When a nigga acting up, you gotta give him that five piece ( closed fist to mouth)

" Rihanna got out of line, so Chris breezy had to give her dat five piece."

"Keyshawn was being a fuck boy, so rich homie Daqaun from the trap gave him dat five piece."

by jayjayiceclit July 9, 2014

Five-Oh

Slang term for the police. Originated from the popular TV show Hawaii 5-0. Commonly used as a warning that the police are nearby.

*on the phone*
S: Hello?
D: Dude, five-oh, take off.
S: What about you?
D: Uh, they kinda spotted me.
S: *hauls ass*

by Obviously Obsessed January 9, 2015

five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

Five Finger Freddie

aka Fisting. When a guy sticks all his fingers inside a girl's vajay jay.

I totally gave her the "Five Finger Freddie" last night. What a loose whore!

by Shawn Sal January 28, 2010

five sisters

the fingers of a hand. used in re masturbation.

Wife to hubby: Honey, why are you so tired tonight. Hubby: Sweetheart, I was withthe five siters this afternoon, at the office men's room.

by Buster Stronghart December 1, 2003