When you go to an outing or party and
there are only males there or if there are many males and few females.This can also mean when a bunch of gay men go out or get together somewhere it is called a sausage-fest because they are all playing with each other's "sausage"
there are only males there or if there are many males and few females.This can also mean when a bunch of gay men go out or get together somewhere it is called a sausage-fest because they are all playing with each other's "sausage"
Hey, man did you go to paul's party last night, yea it was a total sausage fest. Hey look at those homos steven and dillon over there, they look they are going to have a sausage-fest
by Luca Brazzi November 30, 2007
When someone is about to let shit hit the fan. One guy really is angry at another and is going to let him know whats what. People that are in the imediate facinity can warn others that a clusterfuck is coming by progessively getting louder while chanting aww skeet... aww skeet... so on and so forth. Usually beef fests do not get resolved.
Guy 1: Hey noob i heard you stole my girlfriend!
Guy 2: Oh shitty shitty shitkins!!
Guy 1: Ya that's right bitch tits. You better be scared.
Crowd: Aww skeet... AWW skeet... AWW SKEET... Beef fest! Beef fest! Beef fest!
Guy 2: Oh shitty shitty shitkins!!
Guy 1: Ya that's right bitch tits. You better be scared.
Crowd: Aww skeet... AWW skeet... AWW SKEET... Beef fest! Beef fest! Beef fest!
by skeeter boy August 07, 2010
by theman1122334 November 06, 2017
A giant party which could or could not include alcohol, but in which every underage individual is extremely inebriated and takes part in getting with randos (random, often unattractive drunk girls) and then does not speak to them ever again. Many of these rando-fests take place at elite private school dances, such as Brearly, Horace Mann, and many others.
1) Are we ready for rando-fest 09?
Yeah, we're pregaming at Schmittie's and then heading uptown. How many randos do you predict for tonight?
I'd say about four or five, with one or two being decent-looking
Yeah, we're pregaming at Schmittie's and then heading uptown. How many randos do you predict for tonight?
I'd say about four or five, with one or two being decent-looking
by mrplinks September 26, 2009
a unique form of intercourse that began in the 1980's, and has made a comeback today as the preferred method of intercourse for Scientologists. This activity must involve people of both sexes, and can involve more than two people. It consists of multiple doinkings of the female by one ore more males over an unlimitted amount of time. However, there is a limit of four doinkings per doink fest. After doinking the girl, the guy(s) must ejaculate on her face covering her with semen. The girl(s) may not however clean off the ejaculate until the entire doink fest is complete. Doink fest is a broad event and therefore can involve multiple positions and multiple fetishes. Due to this, make sure to select a clean and safe environment free of sharp edges and other hazards. Condoms are not permitted in doink fest, so doink at your own risk. Also, doink fest has proven to add years onto one's life...just ask Margaret Thatcher. Doink fest has re-emerged so prevalently that it has birthed a whole new position: the Double Doinker Sandwhich. This position will be defined separately
"Last night's doink fest was so intense that Peggy lost an eye after the first doink, and still proceeded to finish the doink fest" "Doink fest has become the preferred after school activity for high schoolers across America, especially for Mormons"
by Dr. Bendova April 28, 2008
When two people are inseperatable, constantly with one another and antisosiable to others whilst in each others company.
To lock oneself away with a partner in ones room and not come out for days except to eat. To Shag Fest.
by Arn Dog October 26, 2006
A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...
1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole
2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible
3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)
4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus
5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"
6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim
GREAT SUCCESS!
1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole
2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible
3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)
4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus
5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"
6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim
GREAT SUCCESS!
by Bucko123 October 08, 2012