Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024
Get the how many apples can fit in an empty basket?mug. tiktoks where people go around their city (or some place else) and use vfx to remove any trace of any other person there
the lore is they woke up in an alternate reality where no one else exists
the most famous example that i can find is kilmaru (currently)
this trend is 2 years old so
the lore is they woke up in an alternate reality where no one else exists
the most famous example that i can find is kilmaru (currently)
this trend is 2 years old so
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023
Get the empty world argmug. the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
Get the empty wallet syndromemug. Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.
"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
by threebythree February 27, 2009
Get the empty to the depotmug. Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.
I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.
He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.
scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.
scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
by Guruji Irv December 5, 2017
Get the Scott’s Empty SACmug. A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
Get the Empty Caloriesmug. A term used when you want to virtue signal that somebody's else's virtue signalling isn't as good as your virtue signalling for unspecific reasons.
A way for low level influencers to attempt to move up the food chain by trying to discredit influencers more popular than themselves.
A way for low level influencers to attempt to move up the food chain by trying to discredit influencers more popular than themselves.
Instagram Wannabe Influencer: Posting a black square on #BlackOutTuesday is empty signalling. Let me now make 3 posts about why drawing attention to this issue I pretend to care about is bad because you did it in a way different from me, allowing me to be the number one virtue signaller and attention whore when really we should focusing on ways to stop police brutality against minorities.
by Signaller June 2, 2020
Get the Empty Signallingmug.