doufus

An idiot, stupid person who only cares about themself

WOW hes SUCH A DOUFUS

by redheadhottie July 24, 2017

stomach druff

Ejaculates that have dried on one's stomach and flake off with a dandruff-like effect.

John tends to pass out after masturbating and when he finally wakes up he has to scratch the stomach druff off of himself.

by bralikzandr January 8, 2008

Green Duffel Bag

Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.

"I'm going to fuck you with my three-week-old shit"

"Oh, green duffel bag time?"

by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010

Hilary Duff

a singer and actress that is from housten texas. her parents are divorced and she has a sister named Haylie. She's very cute and has a boyfriend eight years to her junior. she is blonde and has brown eyes and wears green contacts. people say she cant sing or act, but even so she's a really really nice people and you guys need to give her a break.

Hilary Duff is dating the lead singer in good charlotte.

by Renaaasdj October 15, 2006

Doffo

A guy who likes to touch himeslf in public.

Two guys are standing on a corner, when one of them starts touching himself. The other guy says "why do u have to be a Doffo all the time".

by Gjertrud April 5, 2005

Doffy

Unknown origin. It was not till summer of 2002 that doffy was fully realized by his lover Wock. They make make sweet love. Anal sex only.
He enjoys short wocks on the beach, followed by pounding of the rectum. :) k thx hes mine- sry.

"Dooooooffaaayyy!" also see magic conch

by Arthur October 17, 2004

doffus

An idiot.

A klutz.

Oh man - I'm such a doffus, I just cut my leg off.

by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005