Doofus Delaney

When you commit serious acts of arson and/or tax fraud while getting eaten out by your mom

Mark: Hey, what’d you do today?
Emily: I doofus delaneyed
Mark: Oooo, mind if we do that later with me replacing your mom?? 😩

by fatherdickmas January 17, 2021

Dooflickamagigger

A filler word, used when you have no other word to call what you’re describing, or when you don’t know what it is your trying to describe.

(Same energy as thingamajig)

Hand me that dooflickamagigger, please.

“What’s the name of that dooflickamagigger over there?”

by TheWildLackenhagners March 31, 2021

Doofy

Doofy is a way to jerk off your jerkin using chick fil a sauce.

Bro all he does after work is doofy with his Asian footfetish porn.

by ChuckiecheeselovesCNN June 24, 2021

Doofer

An Electronic E-cigarette usually a Disposable

“you bro can I hit your doofer”
“yhman say less”

by Wrldstrmoneyy January 23, 2023

pussy doofus

A guy who chases after women but when he actually gets a woman he doesn't know what to do

"Hey, are you going to hang out with Jared?"
"No way, that guy's a pussy doofus, he couldn't please a woman if he tried."

by Dharach March 2, 2021

Hoofty Doofty

When your wound up, annoyed, pissed of etc…

Calcium 1. Shut up!
Calcium 2. What…
Calcium 1. No just shut up
Calcium 2. *whispers all right no need to get hoofty doofty

by hydrated_calcium July 4, 2021

Spoofer Doofer

A fat Blunt

Dude lets smoke a spoofer doofer.

by Bungy Booce August 26, 2021