geoffery dickens

a nasty ass bitch who dont know how to shower

ew geoffery dickens you nasty

by KKKKKKKKKKOKAY November 29, 2017

Tha Dickemz

The act of, or referring to, unsuspectedly shoving, tossing, kicking, bitch slapping, punching, throwing, nudging, bulldozing, plumeting, propelling, or simply assaulting a lame thot off a roof.

If you don’t know how to suck a proper dick, beware, he might give you Tha Dickemz.

I broke my arm because some asshole pulled Tha Dickemz move on me last night when I was drunk and I woke up in some strangers backyard.

by Handjob Javi August 19, 2019

mow-dicker

`mo* `dick* er n. an axe, machete, or chainsaw. basically, any large hand-wielded cutting tool.
also spelled mowdicker, modicker, mo-dicker

father to son: "We gotta clear these trees. Go get the mow-dicker, boy!"

by Stefan the terrible May 26, 2004

dickear

Someone who is deaf and/or gay.

You're such a dickear grandma!!!

You would like a pencil up your butt you fucken dickear!

by ALEXvir October 16, 2008

Donkey Dicked

When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.

Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.

by bngermin July 28, 2010

Double Dicker

When a guy sticks his dick in two girls or guy's at the same time

Chad : Mmm! Don't you just love how Michelle & Rachel always wear tight tank tops & gym shorts all the time!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hey Chad (wink)
Rachel : Hey Chad (wink)
Chad : Well looks like Chad's gonna have him a Double Dicker tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : Don't cry Mark i'll bring Judy over tonight so you can have a Double Dicker of your own! (wink)
Chad : Yeah Mark you can stick you dick in Steve & his blow up doll! (lol)
Steve : Funny Chad how's come you always like a Double Dicker with me and Judy?
Mark : Oh My God! Chad had a Double Dicker with Steve & his blow up doll!
Michelle : GROSS!
Rachel : Yeah so gross keep your dick away from us CHAD!
Chad : GOD DAMNT STEVE!
Rachel : So Mark how about a Double Dicker at my place tonight?
Michelle : Yeah Baby I missed you dick so much!
Mark : (wink)
Chad : STEVE IM GONNA KILL YOU!

by SlopNChop November 27, 2018

Dicked-Up

A term for a word that has pages of different definitions on UrbanDick.

Dude: Shit, did you see how many definitions on Jackalope there are in UrbanDick?

Dudette: Yeah, shitloads. It's uber Dicked-Up.

by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009