his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
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Affection Deficit Disorder

The condition resulting from the lack of affection.
When a relationship goes into "auto pilot" mode and the affection goes by the wayside you can begin to suffer from a condition called "Affection Deficit Disorder".
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attention deficit disorder

Attention Deficit Disorder, or ADD is a psychological term currently applied to anyone who meets the DSM IV diagnostic criteria for impulsivity, and/or inattention. The diagnostic criteria are subjective and include behavior which might be caused by a wide variety of factors, ranging from brain defects to allergies to giftedness. ADD, as currently defined, is a highly subjective description, not a specific disease.
Thav AKA Andrew is a prime example of ADD.

Dude man, you're so hyper you must have the attention deficit disorder
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Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 21, 2010
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Bug Fable Disorder

Attraction to the Bugs from the game Bug Fables
"Oliver, you have a problem, You have Bug Fable Disorder"
"Oh, no doctor!, can I fix it?"
"No, it's terminal"
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Small Mouth Disorder

A rare yet serious disorder which gives the victim the appearance of a small fish such as a bluegill. It also makes it impossible for the victim to digest foods other than M&M's or raisins. Also known as Bluegillitis.
I often wondered why Craig looked like such a bluegill until I found out he had Small Mouth Disorder, or Bluegillitis.

There is little hope for those with Small Mouth Disorder. Poor Craig, they may never find a cure.
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Small Dick Disorder

A penis that is grotesquely small - it ANNOYS the shit out of women - a woman might as well use a damn dildo or vibrator -
Lindzee Divine was in horror when her partner showed her his small dick disorder - it ANNOYED the hell out of her - so she pulled her 8" dildo out and satisfied herself! NO Q TIP DICK FOR HER!!!!!!
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