Apple of Discord

Used by eris in Greek Mythology to wreak havoc on people. The golden apple of discord was stolen from a tree belonging to Hera (Zeus's wife and goddess of marriage).
(This was linked by someone and I thought I'd provide and explanation).

This is the Golden Apple of Dischord

by Angel February 24, 2005

Discover

A credit card which most stores do NOT accept. Discover usually has a high credit limit.

I went to the audio/video store to buy a plasma tv, and the store wouldn't take my Discover card.

by qbert January 25, 2004

Discovery Intermediate

A school infested by roaches in every classroom you go in and is so broke that the wifi is slow as fuck.

We got a Mr. Clean, a cherry fuck, a fatass whale, and more.

The food is cold as fuck and is probably 3 weeks old. Discovery needs to be closed down, no cap

Isn’t Discovery Intermediate that crazy ass school with all those fights?

by red.rover._ April 13, 2019

self-discovery

Masturbation.

I go on a journey of self-discovery every day -- it's good for my skin!

by Cochleare cineris October 15, 2010

discorporate

v. to leave one's body (more specifically, one's spirit leaving the limits of one's body, but not through death, rather through some type of spiritual realization). A verb that appears to have been made up by Frank Zappa, as notably discussed on his song "Absolutely Free" from the 1968 album "We're Only In It for the Money", and perhaps partly related to the real word "discorporation".

"Unbind your mind, there is no time, boin-n-n-n-n-n-g, to lick your stamps, and paste them in, discorporate, and we’ll begin" - Frank Zappa

by hoops gza January 18, 2011

discretard

1) Someone who may or may not be mentally disabled, but it is near impossible to tell.

2) Someone who says things or preforms acts of questionable mental sanity.

1) Are you serious!?! That couple on House Hunters picked house TWO!!! I knew they were discretads!

2) Did you see that episode of It's Always Sunny where Dee dated the discretard?

by Mattron 2021 July 16, 2010

Discolexic

A broad term defining a dancing disability that impairs a person's fluency or accuracy in being able to pull fly moves, check his/her bad self, and generally leads the person to look like a silly sod.

Did you check Jeff last night? He was falling all over the floor, maybe we should get him looked at, I think he might be Discolexic.

by J'aime Ferrero January 3, 2011