When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.
by jennyboner October 29, 2019
Get the Boner Disease mug.It is a very very funny and dangerous disease this disease makes you into spongebob! IF YOU LOVE SPONGEBOB YOU GET SPONGEBOB DISEASE!!!!! so dont make your children watch spongebob for a long time or else it will happen and your child will turn into spongebob there is no cure and its not coming back and if you survive it it will be 1% chance to hard very very scary and if you survived there will be some side effects you will be yellow forever and you are more thirty than before because you became a sea sponge human but yea dont watch spongebob.
Example
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
1. Hey fred dont watch spongebob it gives you Spongebob Disease!
2. my brother turn into spongebob because he got infected by the Spongebob Disease!
by ChildEater6964202121 March 1, 2023
Get the Spongebob Disease mug.A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.
-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
by Cactus657 March 14, 2023
Get the Deutsch Disease mug.A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function
Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom
Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
Get the Swanson's disease mug.Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim
Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.
Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement
- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.
Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement
- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"
"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"
"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
by wheelguy February 23, 2022
Get the peekersons disease mug.Necrooxydine Disease is a disease you get from having sexual inter corse with a dead body
(It's basically Zombie Aids)
(It's basically Zombie Aids)
by Detective Dumbass February 28, 2022
Get the Necrooxydine Disease mug.by nilsson February 18, 2008
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