Double dicking

Double penetration

Dad: what your favourite swear word?
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal

by Aria Dickson December 15, 2017

dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004

Double Dicking

A man cheatin on his woman with another person. Or a woman cheatin with two men.

My man is Double Dicking with me and another bitch.

by Yodiggity July 20, 2009

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

Bickering Bitches

When a male-PMS-ing thug is trying to sleep after a long night of drinking with a fine ass girl, his fine ass friend and a gay boy. The gay boy will then proceed to insert his hippo cups and shake his titties in the thug's face, to the amusement of the fine ass girl and fine ass friend. Then the thug and the fine ass girl will bicker. Bicker bicker bicker.

GAY: *shakes hippo cups*
THUG: Hey, stop, I'm trying to be impress this fine ass girl and I'm PMSing!
FINE ASS GIRL: Stop trying to impress me, your friend is fine as hell!
FINE ASS FRIEND: *laughs at thug*
GAY: *shakes hippo cups*
THUG: Why does my life have to suck?
FINE ASS GIRL: Shut up!
THUG: You shut up!
GAY: You guys are just bickering bitches!

by c. richy May 24, 2007

space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.

I am an expert at space dicking.

by Spacedick July 25, 2010

turtle dicking

The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)

"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"

"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"

by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017